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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (in Grace Ling)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: (L-R) Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez attend ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images,)

Oh, J to the L-O, that is just so silly-looking. I'm not sure if it's an actual breastplate, a la the Tom Ford it seems to be knocking off, or whether it's fabric that has a metallic sheen. It matters not. Appearances matter, and that looks like an expensive lead apron for a dentist to the stars.

B.Aff and J.Lo

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: (L-R) Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez attend ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images,)

Her sun reflector looks goofy from this angle...

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: Jennifer Lopez attends ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images,)

... AND goofy from this one, with the tiny strings. That body is legendary, and it should be a Sisyphean effort for it not to look Ultra Bangin', and yet this has somehow done it. The breastplate has somehow undercut The bod. She deserves so much better than a lobster bib made of mercury.

Greta Lee

Greta Lee at 2023 ELLE Women in Hollywood held at Nya Studios West on December 5, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

I am curious if someone has talked her into a more subdued style, in the event that Past Lives gets major consideration outside the indie fests. She's often quite avant-garde, and while obviously it's completely fine to turn left at any point, this is VERY... calm. It looks great on her, and it fits PERFECTLY, but it's not what I would have predicted.

Eva Longoria in Ralph Lauren

Eva Longoria at 2023 ELLE Women in Hollywood held at Nya Studios West on December 5, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

I wonder what she's looking at, given that all the photographers appear to be right in front of her? I don't think they had bleachers here for fans. Who even knew where it was? Anyway, the dress is fine. Good even!

Jodie Foster

Jodie Foster at 2023 ELLE Women in Hollywood held at Nya Studios West on December 5, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

Everything here is in order.

America Ferrera in D&G

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: America Ferrera attends ELLE's 2023 Women in Hollywood Celebration Presented by Ralph Lauren, Harry Winston and Viarae at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for ELLE )

It is a D&G corset, doing D&G corset things. I liked the red iteration on Fantasia better... which, whoops, you haven't seen on GFY yet because it's running later today. Well. SPOILER. That's coming and it's more interseting, maybe just by virtue of being red?

Lily Gladstone in Gucci

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: Lily Gladstone attends ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images,)

She looks extremely pretty, and I bet the dress is more striking in person; the details are getting blown out a little for me in the pics.

Taraji P. Henson in Ralph Lauren

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: Taraji P. Henson attends ELLE's 2023 Women in Hollywood Celebration Presented by Ralph Lauren, Harry Winston and Viarae at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for ELLE )

I'm here for it! Maybe with a smokier eye?

Danielle Brooks in Moschino

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: Danielle Brooks attends ELLE's 2023 Women in Hollywood Celebration Presented by Ralph Lauren, Harry Winston and Viarae at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for ELLE )

Full-body denim isn't for me, so I'm surprising myself by saying that I think this works! The skirt drapes with nice precision, and I like her accessories.

Fantasia in Yousef Akbar

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: Fantasia Barrino attends ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images,)

This looks like a tablecloth that's been employed to cover a catsuit accident.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 05: (L-R) Taraji P. Henson, Danielle Brooks and Fantasia Barrino attend ELLE's 2023 Women in Hollywood Celebration Presented by Ralph Lauren, Harry Winston and Viarae at Nya Studios on December 05, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for ELLE )

I love this photo of them going nuts for each other. They all have looked so serious in pictures, particularly their somber Elle photos; I love giving space to the joy.

Jennifer Lopez Celebrated Her Elle Cover With a Tiny Breastplate
As one does.

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