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Ellie Goulding in Chloe

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205aq) Bride Ellie Goulding arrives at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019 Wearing Chloe, Custom

This is a very Victorian design. I enjoy that she went so very traditional. Meghan should have called the Chloe people; this is fit so much better than her Givenchy was (which I reference mostly because it's the most famous wedding gown of the last year).

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205ar) Bride Ellie Goulding arrives at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019

You can see the details a bit better here. She looks very happy! I hope Wills and Kate sent her a ham or something (she sang at their reception).

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205y) Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom arrive at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019

Katy looks like she's in Royal Family cosplay, but on a dime. Like, an actual dime; this is very Budget Shop Queen Elizabeth to me.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205x) Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom arrive at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019

"Where DID I get these? I remember waking up next to an unconscious old lady, but that just seemed coincidental."

Sienna Miller (in Alessandra Rich) and Lucas Zwirner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205ac) Sienna Miller and Lucas Zwirner arrive at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019 Wearing Alessandra Rich

Sienna looks nice, but that slit seems strangely high for this outfit.

Fergie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205f) Sarah Ferguson Duchess of York arrives at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019

"Hello, yes, I did borrow this from Camilla, and yes, this IS the first she's hearing of it."

Eugenie in Peter Pilotto

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205h) Princess Beatrice arrives at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019 Wearing Peter Pilotto

She looks nice, but I don't love the hat sitting on the back of her head without the front of her hair being pinned back at all. 

Beatrice in The Vampire's Wife

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205i) Princess Eugenie arrives at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019 Wearing The Vampire’s Wife

I don't love this line, and this dress -- great color aside -- is not doing anything to change my feelings. The headband or hat or whichever it is really gets me, though. It's so HEAVY on her. You're not wearing the crown, girl, so don't be heavy of head.

James Blunt and Sofia Wellesley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MCPIX/Shutterstock (10376205ae) James Blunt and wife Sofia Wellesley arrive at church Wedding of Ellie Goulding and Caspar Jopling. York Minster, UK - 31 Aug 2019

Sofia looks interesting. I can't say I love the lacy bits on top, but the red part is all right. She also just has the look about her of a person you'd be glad to see walk into a wedding where you don't know that many people, and she'd be like, "Ohhh, well, see the lady over in the corner? BROKE. It all started with her drunk great-grandfather and a fox hunt..."

Ellie Goulding Got Married
She does love white dresses.

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