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# Ellie Kemper Provides A DRAMATIC TWIST
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ellie-kemper-provides-a-dramatic-twist-09-2017/
- Published: 2017-09-18T17:30:29.000Z
- Updated: 2017-09-18T18:07:02.000Z
- Description: It's the most dramatic rose ceremony ever. Wait.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2017 Emmys, Emmys, Jenny Packham, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

This is SO divine from the thighs up. Why -- WHY -- isn't it lined all the way down? WHY, JENNY PACKHAM? Like, cover the bottom of this photo with your hand or a Post-It or the half sandwich you're eating right now. Am I right? I AM RIGHT: This would be a SLAM DUNK if it didn't turn into a screen door for two-thirds of Ellie's legs. NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SHEER YOU GUYS.

Here are the things that HAVE to be transparent:

1. Your windshield
2. Your eyeglasses.
3. The motivations of your financial planner.

That's it. MAKE THIS MADNESS END.

\[Photo: Getty\]