Elvis Afterparty

Olivia DeJonge

This looks like someone threw a bucket of water at her not realizing it would cause the dress to disintegrate.

Natasha Bassett

However, that's lovely and so much nicer than her giant hot pink ball gown from the premiere.

Winnie Harlow

This is... fine. It's something to wear.

Natasha Poly

This looks like it has so much going for it...

... and then you realize there's a lot LESS of it than you thought.

Jeremy O. Harris

Is that a sleep mask? Sleepwalking would be a very good explanation for this.

Priscilla Presley

"This is way past my bedtime so I came prepared."

Lena Mahfouf

"Me too."

Austin Butler

"I want to look like a cooooool cat," he probably said.

Alton Mason

So, his suit from early today was a jumpsuit -- my eyes are so bad -- but the snug fit there was giving me Lil Nas X vibes a bit, and then here his open shirt and sunnies are too. I don't think LNX would wear the messy crucifixion pants or whatever is going on there.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (12958127bl) Austin Butler, Olivia Dejonge and Tom Hanks 'Elvis' photocall, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 26 May 2022

This is super similar to what Kristen Stewart wore earlier this week. I don't love either of them; neither really nailed the top.

Baz, Olivia, Austin, Tom Hanks

And this is too of-a-piece with the other black outfit Olivia wore. I have notes on her styling apparently. I assume they all chose black together on purpose here, which is boring.

Austin Butler

This is hilariously cheesy to me.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12956602k) Austin Butler poses for portrait photographs for the film 'Elvis' at the 75th international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2022 Elvis Portraits, Cannes, France - 25 May 2022

This is straight-up calendar boy stuff. The kids will SWOON. He knows what they want: to feel that he can't help falling in love with them.