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Leomie Anderson in Iris van Herpen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551bi) Leomie Anderson 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

SURPRISE! We're starting with something interesting. She looks super, and artsy, like Iris van Herpen was like, "What if the Fruit of the Loom anthropomorphized fruit got BEAUTIFULLY SPLATTED???"

Nicole Scherzinger in Tom Ford

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549gu) Nicole Scherzinger 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

This could have been ever so much worse, so although she looks like she's waiting for someone to fit the trim on the bottom of her Sexy Elf costume, I'll allow it.

Nicole Scherzinger in Alexandre Vauthier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461553co) Nicole Scherzinger 26th MTV EMA, Press Room, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

I don't know if it's correct to say she changed into this, because I don't believe it ever fully established itself as being on her body.

Becky G in Giambattista Valli for H&M

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549in) Becky G 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

"YEEEEAH, I chewed off the bottom of my own gown! ROCK ON."

Halsey in Peter Pilotto

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551bb) Halsey 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

It was a real shame Halsey's Project Runway FaceTime audition was a prank call, because she NAILED the tablecloth challenge.

Akon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551cd) Akon 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

This feels like shades of Pitbull, but Pitbull WISHES Pitbull did it this well.

Rose Bertram in Rami Kadi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549j) Rose Bertram 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

This is the high-fashion extension of someone's 2020 Olympic leotards, right? I am into it.

Rosalia in Balmain

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551ai) Rosalia 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

I assume this is a David Byrne tribute outfit.

Rita Pereira

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549gb) Rita Pereira 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

I guess now we all just need gigantic suits that look like you just wore the hotel robe.

Noa Kirel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549gj) Noa Kirel 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

Is EVERYONE just from freaking space now?!

Jeetendr Sehdev

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549kt) Jeetendr Sehdev 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

FLASHY.

Ava Max

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551ct) Ava Max 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

She really is a cross between Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande.

Jorge Lopez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549ko) Jorge Lopez 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

On one hand, I'm relieved Ankle Binding Syndrome has happened to men, too. On the other hand, ANKLE BINDING SYNDROME IS SPREADING.

Justina Valentine

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549c) Justina Valentine 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

Not an outfit.

Doutzen Kroes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549fz) Doutzen Kroes 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

"It is a totally different climate on this part of the red carpet."

Jasmine Sokko

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (10461549jy) Jasmine Sokko 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

I mean, I don't want to get the flu either, so.

Joan Smalls in Brandon Maxwell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551ar) Joan Smalls 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

No, Brandon Maxwell. No. This is not a design. This is leftovers.

Paz Vega

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551ay) Paz Vega 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

Sanity!

Mabel in Jean Paul Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461551df) Mabel 26th MTV EMA, Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

It was short-lived sanity.

J Mena

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10464663aa) Singer J Mena poses for photographers upon arrival at the European MTV Awards in Seville, Spain European MTV Awards 2019 Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

Boob jewelry is not a shirt.

Sofia Reyes in Yolancris

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10464663n) Sofia Reyes poses for photographers upon arrival at the European MTV Awards in Seville, Spain European MTV Awards 2019 Arrivals, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

Well, I do love those sleeves. A LOT.

Maruv

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Raul Caro Cadenas/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10464669u) Ukrainian singer Maruv attends the MTV European Music Awards 2019 (MTV EMA 2019), held at the FIBES Conference and Exhibition Centre in Seville, Andalusia, Spain, 03 November 2019. Arrivals - MTV EMAs 2019, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

If this isn't another trailer for Cats then I don't want to hear about it.

Halsey in John Galliano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10464749i) Halsey performs during the European MTV Awards in Seville, Spain European MTV Awards 2019 Show, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

... Well, it was bound to happen.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (10461556el) Halsey 26th MTV EMA, Show, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

It's carousel camouflage!

Mandatory Credit: Photo by RAUL CARO CARDENAS/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (10464762n) Halsey poses with her awards during the MTV European Music Awards 2019 (MTV EMA 2019), held at the FIBES Conference and Exhibition Centre in Seville, Andalusia, Spain, 03 November 2019. MTV EMAs 2019, Seville, Spain - 03 Nov 2019

I'd be in sweats after all that, too. This is probably the most honest thing a celeb has ever worn after a performance.

The EMAs Were a Terrifying Ride
With a few exceptions.

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