
Honestly, this feels very period-appropriate for a Mary Poppins movie -- it's sort of Victorian Showgirl in Mourning. Like, Party Statue on Top...

....secret legs on the bottom! (Sheer-wise, if I may be honest, this does not seem like the worst thing that has ever happened.)

"Settle down, y'all, it's not THAT sheer. Just appreciate the beading here and move on."
