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Lily Collins in Armani Prive

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Lily Collins attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is pretty major and not at ALL what you'd expect in promotion of a show where a woman faked a pregnancy for MONTHS and no one noticed and she never even went to the doctor once (it was not Emily). It's honestly Oscars-level. She looks excellent and like everyone has decided this is prestige TV. (It is not, but that's FINE, non-prestige has its place, and a beloved one at that.)

Ashley Park in D&G

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Ashley Park attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Bleh to the D&G of it all. The panels and the lace and such make it all seem just a little... cheap, or at least, cheaper than you know it is.

Lucien Laviscount

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Lucien Laviscount attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

HELLO TO THIS MAN. This would be an outstanding ad for booze. I will drink whatever cocktail he recommends.

Lucas Bravo

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Lucas Bravo attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

He looks like he's about to be asked to do this season's FINAL dance... to the Pachanga.

Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

She is inarguably hot and at the top of her game, but I also think she could have proved that point looking SLIGHTLY less like Velma Kelly.

Paul Forman

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Paul Forman attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I like his lapels.

William Abadie

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: William Abadie attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Fantastic. He is such a snappy dresser, and I have to confess, I can NEVER remember who the heck his character is because they don't use him enough.

Josie Totah

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Josie Totah attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Guessing she's on a break from shooting The Buccaneers, which DID get a third season. Or, she hasn't started yet. Put her in the show! (Maybe they did.)

Bruno Gourey

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Bruno Gouery attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Our favorite clown.

Minnie Driver in Armani

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Minnie Driver attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Classic and chic.

Lilly Burns

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Lilly Burns attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

She also looks lovely, and there is something deeply amusing to me that the child of Ken Burns -- yes, that Ken Burns -- is working on Emily in Paris. A well-rounded family!

Marine Lamarre

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Marine Lamarre attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I don't know who this is, or why this is, but I couldn't NOT show you. It's like Harajuku meets a costume from the futuristic portions of Bill & Ted.

Samuel Arnold

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: Samuel Arnold attends the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Sadly, I don't have a solo full shot of him, but his smiling face delights me.

PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 15: (L-R) Lucien Laviscount, Samuel Arnold, Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu, Lucas Bravo, Lily Collins, Bruno Gouery, Ashley Park and William Abadie attend the "Emily In Paris" - Season Five - Netflix Paris Premiere at Le Grand Rex on December 15, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

And, it gave me an excuse to use a group shot in which you CAN see that he is indeed wearing pants, and I BELIEVE that is a long coat?

The Emily in Paris Cast Tried to Lend The Show Some Sophistication
It is not a bonkers premiere.

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