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# Emily Ratajkowski's Shirt Is...Perplexing
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emily-ratajkowsis-shirt-is-perplexing-07-2017/
- Published: 2017-07-24T17:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2017-07-24T04:35:00.000Z
- Description: It's...technically...a top?
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

One of our photo services tends to have more enthusiastic Informative Captions than the other ones do -- like, when this photo service is snarky about someone's outfit, I worry about whoever's on the captions desk there; they're generally VERY chipper about whatever. That kind of peppiness is often a small bright spot in my day, an unexpected little zing. And in predictably cheery fashion, they called this look a "very stylish and fashion-forward outfit," and...yeah, I do not think those are the words I would have used. I mean, "outfit" is accurate, and "and" is obviously useful, but the rest of those descriptors feel incredibly diplomatic. That top is neither how scarves *nor* shirts work.

\[Photo: Backgrid\]