in LV

So, at first, this seems like a reasonable gown. It's caftan-adjacent, so it's clearly comfortable. I do think that perhaps it's a tad matronly on her; it's delicate but verging on dowdy. But it doesn't appear to be a horrible trap.

And then she takes a step, and you're like, "Oh, hmm. I wish it were not cut straight to La-La Land."

And THEN the backlighting appears, and you realize she's wearing satin pajama boxers with an overpriced tissue-thin throw over it.

'The Favourite' premiere, 75th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 30 Aug 2018

And thereafter, the boxers are all you shall see.

Even the hair feels like she got an updo, then slept 12 hours on it. She is so adorable, but COMMIT. Up or down?

Emma Stone's Dress Is a Journey of Disappointment

Not pulling punches here.