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# Emmy Awards Fuglariously Played Carpet: Ashley Judd
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-ashley-judd/
- Published: 2012-09-24T17:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-24T07:23:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Ashley Judd

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152655480.jpg)

Clearly, Ashley must have known that it was farcical that her show *Missing* got nominated as a mini-series, given that it would NOT have been "mini" at all if it had a) been good, and b) avoided cancellation. And so she dressed in the spirit of that insanity. If being axed makes you a mini-series, then *Charlie's Angels* got robbed of its Emmy destiny.

## Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152672799.jpg)

Also brilliant. At least she's having fun? Or... enjoying a stimulating conversation?

## Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152655838.jpg)

This is SO GOOFY. It's the bridesmaid dress you're terrified your friend will pick.

## Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152672633.jpg)

For informational purposes, I present: the back. I desperately wish there were pictures of her with her giant umbrella, which she used for all her interviews. It almost hit us in the face. (She did not talk to us. We couldn't do it. There is no way we could have gotten through that chat without asking to touch her hair and/or holding things up to it to gauge height.)

## Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152655836.jpg)

The bow and the bouffant were HYPNOTIC. In person it felt like it was eighty feet tall.

## Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152655471.jpg)

I DARE YOU TO LOOK AWAY.

## Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152672555.jpg)

All I can think when I look at this is, "Tee hee." Like I'm eight. This looks like one of those outrageous wigs French noblemen wore in the pre-revolution days, back when they did snuff and wore delicate knee socks and had heads.

## Ashley Judd

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152655530.jpg)

"Psst. That was Jon Hamm. The Interwebs tell me that his wang is the junk equivalent of my hair."

[Emmy Awards Fuglariously Played Carpet: Ashley JuddThis picture of Ashley Judd is basically the best thing that ever happened. As Jessica pointed out, this or one of its ilk will be the art Gawker or Jezebel uses the next time she goes on a tangent about anything, ever, no matter what it is. It might also be my Halloween costume. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152655480.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-ashley-judd-09-2012/)