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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Cobie Smulders
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-cobie-smulders-09-2013/
- Published: 2013-09-23T23:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:36:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2013 Emmys, Emmys, J.Mendel, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Cobie Smulders is both lovelier and more interesting than this.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181594386.xml "Cobie Smulders")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=911141&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That's true in general, and particularly accurate when it comes to the bodice. What is HAPPENING there? It's making shrinky-dinks out of her chest. Between this and Zosia Mamet and Michelle Dockery and [even Kate Mara](https://gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fug-or-fab-kate-mara-09-2013?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)... am I the only person out there who's worried about the boobs? Am I their only champion? Am I the Mammarial Crusader? If so, then I guess I should borrow Zosia's nipple armor and hit the streets.

Cobie did fare better at the *EW* pre-party:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181402482.xml "Cobie Smulders")](https://gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-cobie-smulders-09-2013/entertainment-weeklys-pre-emmy-party-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That, to me, is nifty. If she can get Valentino on the horn and order up one of these, why is a baby-pink satin melon-mauler the best she did for the big night?

\[Photo: Getty\]