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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Elisabeth Moss
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-elisabeth-moss-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-24T17:30:25.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:31:07.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Emmys, Emmys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I do not understand why, more than half the time, Elisabeth Moss can not managed to pull off a major awards show look. She is lovely -- and I love the blonde hair on her -- but I have this personal theory that she and Christina Hendricks are styling each other and they each go home and say to their spouse/roommate/mom/lovah/cactus/cat/shoe collection, "Poor girl! She is doing SUCH a great job on me. BUT I AM TOTALLY F'ING WITH HER. Mwhahahahahahahahahaahahhaha." Like, they're basically double-crossing each other. It's honestly the only rational explanation, you guys.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152653562.jpg "64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

I legit wore this to my 8th grade dance. In 1989\. (Never let it be said that I am lying about my age. Never let it be said that the only reason I'm not lying about my age is because I suck at math.)

She looked marginally better at the *People* pre-party:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152564844.jpg "The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences Performer Nominees' 64th Primetime Emmy Awards Reception - Arrivals")

...in kind of a Sassy Old Grandma Flapper kind of way.