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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: January Jones
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-january-jones-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-24T13:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:31:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Emmys, Emmys, Mad Men, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

It's at least good for business that January Jones always tries to use the red carpet to make A Big Statement, because fortunately for us, her statements all come out in pure Gibberish.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152653621.jpg "January Jones")](https://gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-january-jones-09-2012/64th-annual-primetime-emmy-awards-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Unfortunately, I forgot to plug in my translator last night. I'm getting SOMETHING about a hostage drama, gaffer's tape, Bed Bath and Beyond, a ballet, an evil doppelganger, and the phrase, "Sorry, but it's not going to be done in time." What could it all *mean*?

\[Photo: Getty\]