
This is just bad, to my mind. And it's not even the pants that I take issue with. It's that the dress/shirt and the pants have literally nothing to do with each other. It's like they ran out of time to finish a dress and told her to just wear pants with it. "What pants???" Kiernan asked. "WE DON'T KNOW. ANY PANTS. DON'T YOU HAVE PANTS?" screamed the Dior representative, who is having the worst day of her life. "JUST BLACK PANTS. WHATEVER, KIERNAN. JUST TRUST ME." Pro tip: Don't trust All Caps Dior Representative.

It's like two thirds of a beautiful throw-back to the Dior New Look, and then a piece of tulle found behind the Paper Source and her J Brands.

THIS ONE HAS EYES.

Deep cleansing breath. Now I feel better. Everything will be okay. Her eyebrows are still perfect. Youthful experimentation is to be congratulated.
