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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Michelle Dockery
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-michelle-dockery/
- Published: 2012-09-24T22:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:31:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Michelle Dockery

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152655847.jpg)

This really underwhelmed for me -- it's so wrinkly and blah, two things the lady herself is not. I also want to put a dunce cap on whoever at LV did the seaming on this thing, because it's so distracting to see all that puckering on the bust. Cinderella's mice did a cuter job, and they don't have opposable thumbs.

## Michelle Dockery

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152655785.jpg)

In close-up, you can see why I also did not care for the slightly frayed, sewn tulle. I'm trying to tone down how cranky I am about this, because after I typed the first slide I actually said to Jessica, "Wow. I am in a MOOD TODAY." But the design and execution and whatnot just seem so uninspired. I just want to write afjklasdfjklasdfjl;k.

## Michelle Dockery

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152618869.jpg)

... I like the shoes? The long sleeves under the short sleeves is overkill. And there is a lot of twee. It's a tweehouse. It's *The Giving Twee*.

## Michelle Dockery

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152568809.jpg)

By comparison, I love this. I might like it on its own merits, but I like it a LOT more than the other two. Lady Mary might look at this and fret that an inkwell had exploded, but Lady Mary has other things to worry about, like Matthew's once-immobilized pelvis.

## Michelle Dockery

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152436348.jpg)

This is good, too. I wish she'd worn it with the orange pumps, thus sparing them the pain of Tweedom and relegating these to that province instead.

[Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Michelle DockeryIt's unfathomable to me that some designer over here hasn't declared Lady Mary Crawley to be his muse, and then thrown her the kind of fabulous gowns that will make her as unforgettable on the red carpet as she is headstrong and well-eyebrowed on Downton Abbey. I know this is Louis Vuitton, and so therefore hardly some cheap old thing she rented from a costume shop, but... it might as well be, no? Somebody please guide her to people who will love her above all others. If Matthew Crawley's broken heir-stick can be fixed, then so can this. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152655847.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-michelle-dockery-09-2012/)