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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Portia de Rossi
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fug-carpet-portia-de-rossi-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-24T14:30:37.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:31:07.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Emmys, Emmys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Well, Ellen looks sharp, as usual:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152657858.jpg "64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

I don't even know what to say about Portia. Um. Let's start with the positive: I thought her autobiography was really good. And...I loved her on *Better off Ted,* which I miss terribly. And I'm really excited to be reunited with Lindsay in the *Arrested Development* movie. And...I....think she is pretty? But I can not with this jumpsuit. If she were a 95 year old woman attending the fifth wedding of her youngest child, the black sheep of the family whom she secretly likes the best, I would bring her a champagne cocktail and ask her to teach me her ways and applaud her grandmotherly moxie. As it stands, however: NO.