Amanda Peet
This is depressing, unflattering and basically awful. Her hair is also a mess. Honey. Pull it together.
Amy Poehler
I LOVE YOU but no. Come on. You KNOW you've done better. Knope 2016!
Aubrey Plaza
She and Amanda Peet can hit the town together and just depress the shit out of everyone. On the other hand, the Emmys themselves were super depressing, so maybe they were just being thematic.
Claire Danes
Ugh. Her torso and my eyes cry for mercy.
Cobie Smulders
Many of you were NOT feeling this.
Connie Britton
She's lovely and this is a lovely chaise longue.
Emily Deschanel
This entire thing is just mumsy as can be.
January Jones
These curtains would look amazing with Connie Britton's -- wait, even that doesn't work.
Julianne Hough
MAKE THE HOTPANTS MADNESS END.
Julie Bowen
This dress is VERY well-made, but there's TOO MUCH GOING ON.
Kerry Washington
Kerry, you've got something stuck to the bottom of your...oh. Never mind! Love you on Scandal! You can do better than that Fitz!
Lena Dunham
She is charming. This dress COULD have been charming. But...also, no.
Lena Headey
Lena Headey is going to join the Amanda Peet/Aubrey Plaza Emmy Depressives Tour of America, coming soon to a mall near you. Soundtrack by Morrissey.
Lily Rabe
Her face looks good?
Melissa Leo
This is just...a scream.
Paula Abdul
She's BACK. And just as questionable as ever.
Zooey Deschanel
Well, at least it's a change for her? She isn't really selling it, though.
Zosia Mamet
SIGH.