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# Emmy Awards Fuggish Carpet: Connie Britton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fuggish-carpet-connie-britton-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-24T23:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:31:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2012 Emmys, Emmys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

This dress is... fine. It's not the most flattering thing I've ever seen on Connie Britton's body, but I'm not going to throw a tantrum over it, either.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152651839.jpg "Connie Britton")](https://gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-fuggish-carpet-connie-britton-09-2012/64th-annual-primetime-emmy-awards-arrivals-11?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

However, what is happening with her hair? Here's the deal: We love her, as you know, and we also have serious Connie Britton Hair Envy. From *Friday Night* *Lights* to *American Horror Story* and now probably to *Nashville*, she's proven that she has cultivated one of the most impressive heads of hair in this whole town. It's long, it's flowing, it's thick, it shows no signs of stopping. If I had that hair, I'd probably rub it in people's faces so thoroughly that my will would mandate that my heirs make a wig out of it and then wave it around on a stick during the eulogy. Yes, I would taunt everyone from the Great Beyond with a wig on a stick. So I'm not sure why she pinned it up this way. It's not quite a ponytail; it just looks like she pinned it to shorten it from its natural length (she didn't cut it), and the result is a half-baked thing that's too cutesy for her and reminds me a little of someone in my first grade class photo. With her follicular blessings, I feel like... either wear it all up, or unleash the beast, you know? Don't live in Middle Earth. That's where crabby power-hungry eyeballs do business.

\[Photo: Getty\]