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# Emmy Awards Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My Lightbox
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fugs-and-fabs-cleaning-out-my-lightbox/
- Published: 2012-09-26T21:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:34:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Hannah Simone

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/wenn4095667.jpg)

Okay. We need to discuss this. First, Hannah is beautiful and this dress does nothing to enhance nor service that. Second, that giant transparent patch on the right is hurting my feelings and possibly also the censors. And finally... there is a really wonkus optical illusion surrounding the placement of her shoes versus the rest of the dress. I can't cope.

## Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152653440.jpg)

I like that this photo looks as if they're about to break into a dance routine. I also like the color of her dress, even if the rest of it is a little zzzz.

## Jane Levy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152682984.jpg)

This dress is so similar. In my imagination, Jane Levy spent about ten really thrilling minutes with a soused Jon Hamm who mixed up which blue lady was his.

## Kaley Cuoco

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/wenn5918438.jpg)

No on the makeup, bodice is a bit baggy, and the hair looks like she braided it last night while it was wet and then slept on it. DAMN. I am ruthless in my efficiency today.

## Kelly Osbourne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/wenn5918246.jpg)

I cannot get over that her dress matches her hair. There is so much going on that you totally lose what a pretty face she has.

## Jena Malone

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152651430.jpg)

That bodice looks like what panty-hose does right before it pops a run.

## Mayim Bialik

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/wenn5918271.jpg)

I actually thought this worked. The color is nice, and the style seems to suit her. Sure, it's not that flashy, and yeah, if it were white, I'd wonder if she was haunting somebody's attic, but... it's not white, so maybe I should get over it.

## Joanne Froggatt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152691667.jpg)

Joanne is so pretty, but in person that sucker was squeezing the life out of her chest.

## Janina Gavankar

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152687149.jpg)

Which dress do you suppose she THOUGHT she was wearing?

## Ashlee Simpson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152670502.jpg)

Hey, look! A SImpson! Remember them? Ashlee looks rather nice. I wonder if she'll ever work again. Care to lay odds?

## Cay Deeley

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152655756.jpg)

So much origami.

## Amanda Peet

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152649513.jpg)

I think Kristen Wiig paid Amanda Peet to do this, so that no matter what we thought of whatever pearly nude nightie she wore, we would never dislike it more than this. And it was money well spent, Wiig, for this fleshberg is tanking my brain-Titanic.

[Emmy Awards Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My LightboxWere the Emmys underattended this year? It feels like we usually drive this boat until at least Thursday. I guess that's what happens when they don't air on FOX and Glee isn't nominated. That's about thirty people right there who stay home in their jammies. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/wenn4095667.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-fugs-and-fabs-cleaning-out-my-lightbox-09-2012/)