> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Emmy Awards Man Fugs and Fabs - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-man-fugs-and-fabs/ - Published: 2012-09-25T19:00:59.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-26T01:32:50.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Thomas Jane ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152672429.jpg) All I know is, this man needs a reality show. It would be part-Western, part-PSA on pedi-hygiene, and part bacchanal. ## Jeremy Davies ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152694781.jpg) Jeremy looked deliciously insane. He seemed very genuine when we watched him talking to people (sadly, we choked on the chance to ask him whether he ever had any idea WTF was happening on *Lost*, either at the time, or currently, or both), and he genuflected to other actors several times. But... I mean, I don't even know what to do with the Mohawk hair; maybe it's for a role, or maybe he's just having a moment. But that vest clearly belongs to somebody's young nephew. Or maybe the smoke monster shrank it. ## Zachary Quinto ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152699895.jpg) For a second I thought the lapels were a different color, but it's just the light reflecting on the satin. I like that he wore a nontraditional suit. It's certainly no American Horror Story HA HA HA HA. Sigh. That felt good. In fact, I detect a gauntlet that needs running... ## Harry Shum Jr. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152699882.jpg) I am GLEEful that Harry Shum looks so handsome. ## Damien Lewis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152680644.jpg) Nice to see Damien Lewis doing his HOMELAND proud with his hotness and his Emmy and his sweet, sweet native accent. ## Matthew Perry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152687640.jpg) And it was so brave of my otherwise dapper FRIEND Chandler Bing to GO ON after accidentally putting on so much tanner. ## Kevin Costner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152678328.jpg) Um... Aha: My MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE to Kevin Costner would be that I hope he always holds his Emmy as if he's in the middle of toasting someone with a pint of mead. ## Aaron Paul ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152664228.jpg) Aaron definitely isn't BREAKING anything BAD with his fancy bow-ties, for which I feel BIG LOVE. (I'm starting to feel like one of those people in the back of Star Magazine or whatever.) ## Bryan Cranston ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152653522.jpg) Um... ditto? ## Tom Hanks ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152688919.jpg) I will be BIGtime pleased when Tom Hanks finishes filming as Walt Disney and can shave off the mustache, because it is a VAULT OF HORROR ([oh yes, that's real](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111594/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)). ## Jon Cryer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152666229.jpg) I don't have to like his show to be happy that Jon Cryer, who looked very handsome, won an Emmy for it. He is TWO AND A HALF million times cooler than the other grown MEN with whom he has co-starred on it. This is getting hard. And even hackier than I imagined. ## Rico Rodriguez ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152687616.jpg) Rico here always dresses like the head of a Bugsy Malone-style MODERN crime FAMILY. ZING. ## Ben Feldman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152682628.jpg) You know who's really, really attractive in person? Ginsberg from *Mad Men*, who seems to have brought a date, who is apparently a DROP DEAD lovely non-DIVA. Phew. I didn't think I could make that one work. God bless plus-ones. ## Michael J. Fox ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152687644.jpg) We also need to discuss how much Fox the Younger looks like his father. Talk about FAMILY TIES. I bet when he watches BACK TO THE FUTURE it's like looking BACK TO THE FUTURE. WHAT-WHAT. ## Johnny Galecki ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152687662.jpg) And ... it's... sigh, why couldn't Jon Hamm have been in The Big Bang Theory? It would have been a much more timely and topical pun. Still, Johnny, love the blue suede jacket. ## Jon Hamm ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152653414.jpg) There you are, Jon, you darling cad. ## Jon Hamm ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152653568.jpg) And yes, everything seemed to be contained, or at least controlled. Otherwise there would be a lot of MAD MEN on the scene. HAR. And we're back. ## Max Greenfield ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152683507.jpg) I'm not even going to try with this one. SCHMIDT. We love you. He's very handsome. ## Max Greenfield ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152684696.jpg) You also may enjoy knowing that apparently Max Greenfield really, really, really loves his wife. He was hugging on her so proudly in every photo. It was cute. ## Max Greenfield ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/152687433.jpg) Oh, you two kids. Get a room. ## Benedict Cumberbatch ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/wenn4093969.jpg) Okay, this isn't from the Emmys, but I started to feel guilty that I couldn't sate Fug Nation's yens. Enjoy him as he is clearly enjoying you. [Emmy Awards Man Fugs and FabsI'm sorry, Fug Nation. None of our subscriptions had any photos of the Cumberbatch. Will you accept Thomas Jane looking like a lunatic as a peace offering? ... No? Okay, then there's a treat for you at the end. Which is working correctly now that said treat is placed where I INTENDED it to be placed. Sigh. Technology. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/152672429.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-man-fugs-and-fabs-09-2012/)