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Tatiana Maslany

tatiana maslany emmy awards 2015

A crisp suit can be such a cool idea, but the only crisp thing about this for me is the seam ironed into her polterwang pants. They are CUSTOM, so there is no excuse for the crotch, and they torpedo whatever clean lines the jacket is trying to give her. We said this on Cosmo earlier, and I'll repeat: The nomination was probably the win for her, and I wish she'd found a way to celebrate that in something REALLY bright and exciting instead of work-a-day and forgettable. Make us REMEMBER, Tatiana. Especially because Orphan Black is limping right now and we need casting directors to look at you and think, "GET HER IMMEDIATELY."

Tatiana Maslany in Roksanda

tatiana maslany emmys 2015

This is definitely cooler, but a REALLY tough skirt length to work, even though she's giving it her all.

Tatiana Maslany

tatiana maslany

This Preen is good, though. And all weekend she brought her boyfriend, Tom Cullen, a.k.a. Lady Mary's unsatisfying suitor Tony Gillingham, who seems way more interesting when he's not part of the world's limpest love triangle. Although now I'm imagining a Downton/Orphan Black crossover wherein the clones descend and ferret out Lord G's Gutenberg Bible to trade for information, and Edith basically sells them Lady Mary in exchange for Felix, who can help her sniff out male suitors who WON'T jilt her or disappear to Germany.

Anyhoo: This is my favorite of the bunch, but the last two do at least indicate she has better taste than the first. That it was A CUSTOM TUX kills me because of how disastrous the trousers are. CUSTOM, Y'ALL. YOU HAD HER MEASUREMENTS.

Emmy Awards Meh Carpet: Tatiana Maslany in Bouchra Jarrar
I think Tatiana should've let one of the clones dress her. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]  

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