Krysten Ritter
I've decided this is facetious. It has to be. She is a disciple of Sevignyism, and she's decided to turn the red carpet into a piece of comedic performance art -- the Cell Block Tango meets Dirty Dancing, set in Alexis Carrington Colby's penthouse.
Katee Sackhoff
I am deeply saddened at what's happening to poor Kara Thrace here. Throw on a pair of roller skates and you could stick her in a musical called Starbuck Express.
Jennie Garth
If Jennie Garth told somebody, "My daughter picked out this outfit after watching a Barbie movie on Netflix," I would believe her. And if she told me that the hair she's wearing was personally shorn from one of said child's actual Barbies, I would believe that too.
Eliza Coupe
Add a riding crop and Van Halen song, and you've got a promo reel for a new movie called The 'Do Me' Decimal System.
Shenae Grimes
Did you ever think you'd see the day when Shenae Grimes would wear a bra shirt and I would say, "Hey, not so bad!" Well, that day is here, and Shenae has Eliza Coupe to thank for it.
Anna Gunn
Did she steal this from Friar Tuck and hem it with a stapler?
Kate Walsh
Kate Walsh may be under the mistaken impressions that it's 1998, and that she is an A cup.
Sarah Drew
Oy.
Kathleen Robertson
Business on the top, pep rally on the bottom.
Brenda Strong
This is basically a bathing suit and sarong, to me, which means she missed her yacht in Capri.
Casey Wilson
As jumpsuits go, it's not the root of all their evils. It's not even that bad. But that doesn't mean I'm not giving it a mild stink-eye just because of its ancestry.
Rumer Willis
I can't even deal with the dress because I can't get over the hair. It somehow looks simultaneously crunchy and greasy.
Aubrey Plaza
This is a better take on the collared dress, for me -- the touch of edge is a good fit for Aubrey Plaza, and I love the red.
Katie Cassidy
It's fine, but... is it just me, or is it weirdly baggy right underneath her boobs?
Elisha Cuthbert
Remember when she was a total hot mess? I barely do. This is cute! Well played, lady. It's simple but really effective, and it makes her look tall, which she definitely is not. Brava.
Ariel Winter
Love the dress, covet the shoes. Ariel Winter's people are nailing it.
Olivia Munn
And to me, this is as good as her Emmy post-party outfit was abominable. It s so funny how, within one 24-hour span, a person can hit both ends of the spectrum. That's the stuff of whiplash right there.