Jennifer Morrison
May I be blunt: What the hell is going on here? In addition to the lace panels, she appears to be wearing as a belt the rosette she won at Miss Leatherworker El Paso contest. For being Miss Congeniality.
Jennifer Morrison
It's SO BUSY. It's like every element of Deadwood rolled into one, including the part where I had to watch it with closed captions on because my ears couldn't keep up with the dialogue.
Amanda Righetti
This is so bad that I find it deeply funny. She looks like if Betty Draper had been a Madam.
Ashlee Simpson
Is she a vampiress now? I don't think that's going to get you a job on The CW, Ashlee. You went down that road and it dead-ended someplace dark.
Holland Roden
WHYYYYY GOD. (However, her head is immaculate.)
Kaley Cuoco
AND THIS ALSO HAPPENED. WHY ARE HER BOOBS WEARING SHOULDER PADS.
Meredith Monroe
It still blows my mind that they hired Andie McPhee to be Lemon Breeland's MOTHER. This means she gave birth to Lemon when she was 9. And this outfit would give Lemon a heart attack -- unhemmed pants and a misguided lace shirt that MIGHT be a bodysuit? Lemon would demand a DNA test.
Analeigh Tipton
It's just not even... no.
Constance Zimmer
Tom Selleck's lip is so jealous of the top of this dress.
Caitlin FitzGerald
I know almost nothing about her -- thanks, Wikipedia -- except that she's currently dating Michael SHeen (thanks, Wikipedia!). And yet she managed to dress circles around a couple of these precious clowns.
Ali Larter
This is Oscar de la Renta, and it's an order of magnitude better than any versions of it that came before it in this slideshow. And yet I STILL kind of wish it were just a strapless bodice, no sleeves.
Amber Riley
She looks pretty good, too. I love that purse.