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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Kristin Bauer
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy_awards_fug_carpet_kristin-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-01T12:30:47.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:27:11.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2010 Emmys, Emmys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Kristin Bauer is so good as Pam on *True Blood*:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/93692_103714994.jpg "62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

  
Seriously, she makes me laugh at least once an episode. No one does deadpan better than she does. However, I don't know that "deadpan" is exactly the right inspiration for one's makeup come Emmy night. YOU, Kristin, are (presumably) ALIVE, and, ergo, a little bit of color in your face would not go awry. Otherwise, carry on -- and please write an article about your abs workout, so I can read it, tear it out, plan to do it, and then decide to go have a sandwich instead. Thanks!