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# Emmy Awards Fug or Feh Carpet: Eva Longoria Parker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy_awards_fug_or_feh_carpet-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-02T13:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:27:10.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, 2010 Emmys, Emmys, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I have long thought that if I were to be kidnapped by a weird, fashion-focused terrorist (so, Cojo) and put through a series of questions designed to prove my red carpet knowledge as the only route to freedom, the one that would save me would be, "OKAY MAGGOT: IT'S THE EMMYS. EVA LONGORIA PARKER HAS JUST ARRIVED. WHAT IS SHE WEARING!?!?!!"  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/93802_103710994.jpg "62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

  
And I would sob, "I don't know the color, but it's strapless! Strapless! Strapless with a fishtail hem!!!!" And Cojo would take another long drag from his cigarette and spit on the ground and bark, "Dammit, she's right. LET THE PRISONER GO."  
  
  
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