Michelle Pfeiffer in Oscar de la Renta

Hmm. I don't dislike this as much as I feared, although it feels a little bit like it was designed for a 19-year old to wear to a famous parent's funeral, but: I think I'd like it BETTER if the skirt had been solid.

JLD in Carolina Herrera

Tremendous. She always wins at all the things. Someone on Twitter last night was like, "If JLD wasn't awesome this [foregone conclusion of an Emmy win] would all be so frustrating," and it's true.

Jessica Lange in Gucci

The Divine Miss Lange, showing us how it's done.

Alexis Bledel in Armani

Splendid. SO MUCH BETTER than what she wore to the Creative Arts telecast. I'm glad she got a photo here with the show's Emmy, so that she has a picture of her holding the statue in a better gown.

Emmy Rossum in Zac Posen

That is... pretty damned spectacular. I always think I would wear a color, or a pattern, and that's probably true. But then I see a black dress that perfect, with jewelry that divine, and I can see why people do it.

Rachel Bloom in Gucci

While it's GREAT that Rachel can pay for a Gucci -- for real; she deserves it -- I personally would not have paid for THIS Gucci. Go all-in on something AWESOME, rather than just half-lingerie.

Julianne Hough in Marchesa

Sure! It's inoffensive, standard Marchesa fare.

Cara Buono in Cristina Ottaviano

Glue: The Silent Killer.

Kathryn Hahn

We make a lot of shower curtain jokes, but for real, that DOES look like a shower curtain you'd find at Ikea. 

Pamela Adlon

If Pamela's name sounds familiar to you -- or looks familiar becuse you can close your eyes and see it written on a TV screen -- it's very possibly because she is the voice of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill. But her show Better Things has gotten raves and I'm really excited to check it out. I'm also here for her slightly kooky suit, but I'd have tossed the Elton John showboots.

Robin Wright (in Mugler) and Dylan Penn

Not feeling Robin's hair or makeup here. 

Jackie Hoffman

She looks awesome, and her fake-enraged "DAMMIT" when she lost the Emmy to Laura Dern was hilarious -- as was the string of pretend-outraged tweets she sent afterward.

Jane Krakowski in Badgley Mischka

She actually looks fantastic. I say "actually" because it's not an earth-shaking new concept for a dress, but holy cow, she's hitting all the marks here.

Ann Dowd

She seemed astonished when she won. Everything I've heard is that it was richly deserved, and would also have been if she'd been nominated for The Leftovers. So yay! She is the bee's knees. Everything's coming up Ann Dowd.

Tracey Ullman

YAY.

Judith Light in Christian Siriano

We've seen a couple Nighttime Soap dresses. I'm pretty sure -- even though it was a sitcom and not a soap --Angela Bower from Who's The Boss owned this. And wore it. With a messy topknot and huge glasses. And the studio audience went OOOOOOH when she came down the stairs and Tony went "AN-GE-LAAAAH" and then Mona said something snarky about how she looks almost like a viable sexual beng.

WARNING! DANGER JUDITH.

Emmys 2017: Basic and (Unbasic) Black Also Made Plenty of Appearances

Also, did you know Tracey Ullman was there?!? I DID NOT. Until now.