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Deon Cole

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9885412bx) Deon Cole arrives for the 70th annual Primetime Emmy Awards ceremony held at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California, USA, 17 September 2018. The Primetime Emmys celebrate excellence in national prime-time television programming. Arrivals - 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

This is my favorite of the night. He is the definition of snazzy.

Ross Mathews (in Mr Turk), RuPaul, Michelle Visage, Carson Kressly

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885647dh) Ross Mathews, RuPaul, Michelle Visage, Carson Kressley. Ross Mathews (L), RuPaul, Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley arrive at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Ross looks like a walking backsplash. And I don't mean that rudely. I like that suit, and I have also seen it for sale by the square foot at Home Depot. Ru looks perfect -- the orange shoes are amaing. 

Chris Sullivan in Mr. Turk

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791hi) Chris Sullivan 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I even like this. Y'all know I'm not fond of the slippers situation, but the suit works.

Brian Tyree Henry

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791fn) Brian Tyree Henry 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Jazzy, and also, if you stare at it long enough, a 3D image of a Grey Poupon jar appears.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791hb) Nikolaj Coster-Waldau 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Sometimes I search Twitter for dress IDs if they aren't anywhere else, and I did that for Gwen Christie and there were a bunch of accounts FREAKING OUT that she and Nikolaj "matched" (they didn't, totally). Is there a Brienne/Jamie 'shipping community of which I am ignorant? Also I just realized that I need to start a website for fandoms called The 'Shipping Container. 

Gaten Matarazzo

70th Emmy Awards (2018) Arrivals held at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Gaten Matarazzo Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 17 Sep 2018 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

He is adorable.

The Fab 5: Jonathan, Bobby, Tan, Antoni, Karamo,

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791im) Jonathan Van Ness, Bobby Berk, Tan France, Antoni Porowski and Karamo Brown 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Starting with the second from the left: Bobby looks great and his name is NOT BRYAN, no matter how many times I try to type that; Tan's suit is great; Antoni looks like the evil prince in a fairy tale; Karamo is the stylish horseman who gallops up to save the day; and Jonathan back there on the far left...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791ve) Jonathan Van Ness 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

... is wearing a translucent scarf as a shirt. As a TURTLENECK, really, even. (The rest hangs down his back.) Does that even COUNT as a shirt?

Darren Criss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9883797hq) Darren Criss - Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or a Movie - 'The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story' 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Press Room, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 WEARING GIORGIO ARMANI

He was brilliant in American Crime Story. Not sure about the suit. The shiny portions end up making it look like he's worn it so long and hard that the pattern rubbed away.

Tracy Morgan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791jc) Tracy Morgan 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I would like to see THIS musical number.

Ryan Murphy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Phil McCarten/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885497ff) Ryan Murphy accepts the award for outstanding directing in a limited series, movie or dramatic special for "The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story" at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards - Show, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I missed Ryan Murphy growing a beard and turning into a benevolent Weekend Santa.

Brandon Victor Dixon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9885412it) Brandon Victor Dixon arrives for the 70th annual Primetime Emmy Awards ceremony held at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California, USA, 17 September 2018. The Primetime Emmys celebrate excellence in national prime-time television programming. Arrivals - 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I hope Tan France pulled him over and discussed his pant length with him. I didn't think Jesus Christ Superstar was very good, so I'm a bit selfishly relieved no one won from it (well, other than whatever Creative Arts Emmy got John Legend his EGOT), but... if someone was going to, I wanted it to be him. He is mad talented.

John Legend

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791kg) John Legend 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 WEARING GUCCI

Did anyone see him and Chrissy on E? Is it just me, or did he come across as ENORMOUSLY stoned when they arrived? As they talked to NotRyan, he had this tiny, glazed, bemused smile playing at his lips, and just sort ot stared into lower-middle distance, unable to make eye contact with anything in particular. It's came off like he hotboxed himself in the limo with a new strain that turned out to be way too strong.

James Corden

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dan Steinberg/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885399mm) James Corden arrives at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards - Limo Drop Off, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

And he's in costume as Human Corden Bleu. ZING. Oh my God that's the worst thing I have ever written.

Joe Keery

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791es) Joe Keery 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 WEARING DOLCE & GABBANA

Honestly, I would have gone with white sneakers given that the ENTIRE rest of the suit including the tie is blue. But the winner here, and for all of time, is of course his hair. What's he going to DO whenever Stranger Things ends? Does he cut it, or does it retain a life of its own?

Noah Schapp

70th Emmy Awards (2018) Arrivals held at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Noah Schnapp Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 17 Sep 2018 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

He looks pretty cool. He's a treasure; I thought he was fabulous on season two. They got lucky given that he's a kid they cast in season one for like five minutes.

Caleb McLaughlin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9885412gv) Caleb McLaughlin arrives for the 70th annual Primetime Emmy Awards ceremony held at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California, USA, 17 September 2018. The Primetime Emmys celebrate excellence in national prime-time television programming. Arrivals - 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I wish Terry Crews had been there to jump with him.

Lonnie Chavis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791fh) Lonnie Chavis 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

The Emmys must have been SO BORING for a kid, truly. But a Fug National said they were selling burritos in the lobby, so that probably perked things up.

Lakeith Stanfield

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Danny Moloshok/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885360oh) Lakeith Stanfield arrives at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I love his pin.

Milo Ventimiglia

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791gh) Milo Ventimiglia 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 WEARING BRUNELLO CUCINELLI

He looks so uncomfortable, still, on the red carpet. In all his photos there was something sort of stiff about it, as if he was silently thinking, "I have a really weird job," or, "Oh, God, there's Alexis Bledel and I reportedly was not very nice to her. Someone please get me inside."

Dacre Montgomery

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Willy Sanjuan/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885421hh) Dacre Montgomery arrives at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards - Red Carpet, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

His mustache cannot disappear fast enough, but I appreciate the boutonniere. 

Trevor Noah

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791bp) Trevor Noah 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I love this tux so much. The velvet trim is JUST the right touch of Extra.

Andy Samberg

70th Emmy Awards (2018) Arrivals held at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Andy Samberg Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 17 Sep 2018 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

He always looks a tiny bit off to me, in a way that I appreciate. It says, "A tux is not my natural jam but I am giving it a whirl."

William H. Macy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Danny Moloshok/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885360ow) William H. Macy arrives at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Is that brown? I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Colin Jost, Michael Che

70th Emmy Awards (2018) Arrivals held at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. Featuring: Colin Jost, Michael Che Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 17 Sep 2018 Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com

I mean, they look nice. I'm not a big fan.

Matthew Rhys

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9883800dj) Matthew Rhys - Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series - 'The Americans' 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Press Room, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I am so delighted that he won, I cannot tell you. He deserved one for every single season, so THANK GOD he finally got it. I also enjoyed hearing him in his native accent. I think he and Yvonne Strahovski are the two actors whose American accents are so seamless that you're genuinely surprised when they turn out to be from elsewhere. ANYHOO: HOORAY MATTHEW. I wish Keri had won as well. No offense to Claire Foy.

Finn Wittrock

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791kx) Finn Wittrock 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Hellooooo.

Finn Wolfhard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791gi) Finn Wolfhard 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018 WEARING SAINT LAURENT

So many Finn W.'s at this party.

Ted Danson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Eric Jamison/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885421ne) Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen. Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen 70th Primetime Emmy Awards - Red Carpet, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Ted didn't pose alone, or at least not for any of our photo services, so we get Mary's suit one more time. I don't usually care about this stuff in a genuine way, but: If they are ever revealed to be any kind of crazy sham, and are not as awesome and enamored of one another as they seem -- Ted is particularly effusive about her -- I will be crushed.

Kumail Nanjiani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791kd) Kumail Nanjiani 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

On that tip: Don't worry, he met up with Emily at the after-parties, EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Edgar Ramirez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885647aj) Filiberto Ramirez, Edgar Ramirez. Filiberto Ramirez and Edgar Ramirez arrive at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

He brought his father, which I always adore.

Jesse Plemons

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885647ao) Jesse Plemons arrives at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

But WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT LANDRY. He's got two projects in pre-production right now -- The Bell Jar, and something called Antlers -- and I just... deeply have to assume this is for that. He looks hilarious, like an early 80s game show host.

Logan Shroyer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885647bt) Logan Shroyer arrives at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I just noticed his tux has a sparkly sheen to it. Very nice.

Kit Harrington

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9883790vy) Kit Harrington 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

Last night I almost wrote to Jessica, "I'm so glad we're in an era when Game of Thrones isn't winning everything," and then I checked myself, and LO, I WOULD HAVE WRECKED MYSELF, because it won Best Drama. I know people really love GoT, but I did actually watch last season, and I feel like a few of those others were better.

Justin Timberlake

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791hv) Justin Timberlake 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

"I do obnoxious very well," Justin said to E, in the closest thing to self-awareness I have ever seen. But he was restrained on this night and let Jessica talk, which was GREAT. 

Ricky Martin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9883791ie) Ricky Martin 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I wish he'd just hijacked that opening number entirely and sung "Cup of Life."

Matt Iseman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9885421ku) Matt Iseman arrives at the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles 70th Primetime Emmy Awards - Red Carpet, Los Angeles, USA - 17 Sep 2018

I find him too bombastic on American Ninja Warrior, but I appreciate a man who's this excited about his socks.

Emmys 2018: Dudes, Dudes, Dudes
Mercifully, many of them were not duds, duds, duds. ZING.

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