Keri Russell in Zuhair Murad

Her head looks very alluring and I love her so much. She is AMAZING on The Americans, which you should watch if you never did. (Her real life sweetie, Matthew Rhys, took home Best Actor last night, very deservedly.) So it is with great pain that I note that I do not like this. I do not like it at all. It's like someone got cold feet about a feathered mini at the last minute. It's just CONFUSING.

Keri Russell in Zuhair Murad

KERI MY BLESSED BELOVED WHAT NO.

Sarah Paulson in Oscar de la Renta

It's a bit hard to tell here, but her skirt is ALSO all feathers. While this seems to need a wee hoik, it's very pleasantly dramatic. It's FAR more balletic than Keri's version. I read an article with Sarah's stylist, Karla Welch, where she essentially said that she doesn't mind when her clients wind up on the worst dressed list, because at least they elicited an emotion. I don't think this is one of the worsts of the night -- at all -- but it DOES make you feel something.

Elisabeth Moss in custom Vera Wang

This is so simple for a custom piece! To me, it also says, "I do not think I will win two years in a row!" Bless her for not wearing boring shoes. (In fact, she's worn these already this month.)

Madeline Brewer in Brock Collection

She looks like she's angling for the lead in a remake of Portrait of a Lady. Call me, Madeline, I have so many thoughts about Henry James! 

Sarah Silverman in custom Galia Lahav

This feels like it needs a GIANT EMERALD RING to really cap it off.

Nathalie Emmanuel in Stella McCartney

When Stella McCartney gets it right, she gets it right. This is so sleek and great.

Edie Falco in Zac Posen

This honestly might be one of the best things Edie Falco has ever worn, too? Zac Posen had a very good night.

Yvonne Orji in Georges Chakra

This is very glam, and also her boobs might be hypnotizing me.

Yvonne Strahovski in Warm

She seemed ever so slightly concerned she might have this baby at the ceremony. (She did not.)

Xosha Roquemore

One of my favorite things about a major awards show is that I learn things about celebrities when I am just trying to find out what designer they are wearing. I do not know who designed this, but I DID find out that she and Lakeith Stanfield are a couple! They have a baby together! Mazel

Carrie Brownstein in Rochas

Carrie Brownstein is low-key my style icon. I love this. It's like...prairie, but make it CHIC.

Kate McKinnon in Alexander Wang

Sure! This feels right in her wheelhouse.

Margo Martindale

Same!

Maya Rudolph

On the other thand, she has never looked more miserable, and perhaps that is because she knew that the bit she and Fred Armisen were going to have to do was going to bomb. 

Kristin Cavallari

WHEN THE 80S ATTACK.

Michaela McManus

This is fairly unobjectionable! 

Carol Kane

God bless Carol Kane and her Docs. Have fun storming the castle!

2018 Emmys: Keri Russell, and All The Little (And Big) Black Dresses

I'm VERY UPSET that Keri didn't win.