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# Emmys Fug Carpet (But Pre-Show Well Played): Claire Danes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys-fug-carpet-claire-danes/
- Published: 2013-09-23T13:30:27.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:34:56.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Claire Danes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181617298.xml)

This is simply not flattering. Maybe if she yanked it up about six inches, but it's just hanging there, and it's doing nothing for her. Not cut, not color.

## Claire Danes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181598202.xml)

I mean, this is at least two sizes too large for her. It's overwhelming AND totally underwhelming all at the same time.

## Claire Danes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181617295.xml)

Maybe just walk around like this the entire night? Worth a try.

## Showtime 2013 Emmy Eve Soiree

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181518336.xml)

Aw, this is a delightful palate cleanser. Like sorbet in dress form.

[Emmys Fug Carpet (But Pre-Show Well Played): Claire DanesI love her, and I enjoyed reading the profile of her in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago, and I would like to applaud her for wearing lipstick on a night when so few women did. And ergo I am distraught that at least four people must have seen her in this and no one pulled her aside and said, "GIRL. NO. This makes Gwyneth's pink Oscar dress look like a miracle of fit. This whole thing needs to be yanked up and pulled over and given more fabric and -- no, you know what? No. Take it off. TAKE IT OFF, CLAIRE. I don't care if I have to run down to Anthropologie and buy you something from Free People, you're not wearing this." \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181617298.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys-fug-carpet-claire-danes-09-2013/)