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Claire Danes

This is simply not flattering. Maybe if she yanked it up about six inches, but it's just hanging there, and it's doing nothing for her. Not cut, not color.

Claire Danes

I mean, this is at least two sizes too large for her. It's overwhelming AND totally underwhelming all at the same time.

Claire Danes

Maybe just walk around like this the entire night? Worth a try.

Showtime 2013 Emmy Eve Soiree

Aw, this is a delightful palate cleanser. Like sorbet in dress form.

Emmys Fug Carpet (But Pre-Show Well Played): Claire Danes
I love her, and I enjoyed reading the profile of her in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago, and I would like to applaud her for wearing lipstick on a night when so few women did. And ergo I am distraught that at least four people must have seen her in this and no one pulled her aside and said, "GIRL. NO. This makes Gwyneth's pink Oscar dress look like a miracle of fit. This whole thing needs to be yanked up and pulled over and given more fabric and -- no, you know what? No. Take it off. TAKE IT OFF, CLAIRE. I don't care if I have to run down to Anthropologie and buy you something from Free People, you're not wearing this." [Photos: Getty]

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