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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Michelle Dockery
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys-fug-carpet-michelle-dockery/
- Published: 2013-09-23T17:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:36:21.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Michelle Dockery in Prada

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181598040.xml)

Cut is great, colors are playing together a bit too rudely for my taste, but: WHY can I see so much of the outline of her boobs? It's almost intimate. It's sternum shading. It's pushing them down and then outlining them. It's SUPER distracting, and now that I've noticed it, it's all I can see. Because the dress is Prada, I'm starting to think -- between this and the Hathaway Non-Nipplegate Controversy from the Oscars -- that Prada fired everyone and hired some thirteen-year old boys.

## Michelle Dockery

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181410691.xml)

This is cuter, at least. If you're going to look at her breasts, it might as well be for interesting reasons and not brain-melting ones.

## Michelle Dockery in Erdem

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181472269.xml)

This is great on her, though -- ladylike, colorful, well-shod. I wish there was an evening gown version of this she could've worn instead. Snap your fingers and make it happen, Dockery. Everyone's worried about Lady Mary because of the SPOILER, Can't you play on their guilt?

[Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Michelle DockeryHere is my incredibly unpopular opinion: I can't get past Lady Mary's chest. Which a lot of gents 'round Downton probably also thought to themselves, but for different reasons. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181598040.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys-fug-carpet-michelle-dockery-09-2013/)