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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Ty Burrell and Wife
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys2010_burrell090110-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-01T08:30:25.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:26:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, 2010 Emmys, Emmys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

TY: This is it. This is my moment. If we're ever going to get our vaudeville act off the ground, the time is NOW. I have never been hotter.MRS. TY: Career-wise.TY: Well... yes, but also, aren't I dashing?MRS. TY: Of course, dear.TY: Thank you.MRS. TY: However, you are taking the word of a woman who is wearing *The Vagina Monologues* as a dress.TY: What?MRS. TY: All the tender pink flowers... the gently rosy folds...TY: That... is... AWESOME. I have to redo our whole act. We'll do a song and dance, I'll sell an eternal-youth tonic, I'll get out the ventriloquist's dummy for a while and sing everything ever performed on *Glee*, and then you'll close the night by pulling a vagina out of your vagina.MRS. TY: I don't know about *that*. What does that even mean?TY: You have about half an hour to figure it out, because that's how long I'm going to wait before I pitch this to ABC. Get cracking, Ladyparts!MRS. TY: Sigh. Thank God I didn't wear my tight flesh-colored sheath with the matching hat. TY: Tee hee.MRS. TY: Exactly.