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# Emmy Awards Fug(ish) Carpet: Nicole Ari Parker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys2010_parker_090110-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-01T09:30:26.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:27:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, 2010 Emmys, Emmys, lace, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

NICOLE ARI PARKER: And POSE.BORIS KODJOE: Excuse me?NICOLE: I'm trying something. Could you dip me real fast?BORIS: What for?NICOLE: Fine, lift me then. Maybe hold me horizontally and then spin around in a circle.BORIS: Look, we're at an awards show being broadcast by my new employer. I don't want to act like I'm drunk.NICOLE: Oh, fine, Mr. *Undercovers*, that's just great. Now that you're on a Big Three network show, you're too busy to help your wife with her career?  
BORIS: How would making you motion sick help your career?NICOLE: Hello? My entire leg is hanging out and I look like I run a bordello?BORIS: ...NICOLE: *Dancing With The Stars,* fool.BORIS: You know, you're an actual actress. You could aim higher than that.NICOLE (*gasps*): I'd like to see you dare to say that to David Hasselhoff.BORIS: ... You're right, I would never say any of that to David Hasselhoff.NICOLE: You'll regret this when I'm on the show and one of those hip-wiggling dudes is panting on my neck and *Us Weekly* decides we're engaged.BORIS: We'll see. We'll just see.