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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Graham
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys_graham_083010-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-30T08:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T01:25:43.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2010 Emmys, Emmys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Let's start with the porn.  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/93381_103714285.jpg "62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

Yes, I can't entirely see these, but I am pretty sure I think they're awesome -- kind of like how I don't 

NEED 

*White Collar*'s Matt Bomer to take off his shirt to know that I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating his own shoelaces (although it would help).But we should probably deal with the rest of this. It's inevitable, like bacon-flavored peanut butter.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/08/93381_103710421.jpg "62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals")

It's all billowy and weird, like she has run up the sails on the S.S. Graham Cracker and is cruising the pacific with a cooler of lobster salad, a bottle of prosecco, and some Kettle Chips. Which is a nice afternoon, if you remember your SPF, but oftentimes it ends in peeling skin, tears, a call to the towing company to drag your tragic prow off a sand bar, and memory loss.