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# Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Rita Wilson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmys_wilson_083010-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-31T00:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:07:02.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, WTF, 2010 Emmys, Emmys, secretly awesome, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

RITA WILSON: Welcome to Lamps Plus, where the 'plus' stands for, 'Please lighten up, sissies!' We specialize in affordable glamour that is also extremely subtle!TOM HANKS: And I specialize in swinging from that chandelier like Tarzan running twenty minutes late for booty night. Recognize.