It is very challenging to think who could or would want to pull this off, and for this I landed on Alexa Chung.
Mia McKenna Bruce (she's Bundle in "Seven Dials" on Netflix).
There are a few of these and they all feel like... shall we say homages? ... to Vivienne Westwood. So obviously I could see this on Helena Bonham Carter.
Hmm. FKA Twigs?
This feels like Burberry has released a line of wearable quilts for use in hotels.
Pass.
Maisie Williams
Oh my lord, NO, not the hairy feet. Those are HAZARDS.
Emma Corrin
Okay, I LIKE these shoes, though. Tell me more.
Charli XCX
Louisa Jacobson. (She SHOULDN'T but she likes suiting and this is way edgier than Marian, so.)
Harry Styles
Simone Ashley. Well, she likes shorter skirts though (understandably).
This whole aesthetic hurts.
Naomie Harris, MINUS THE SHOES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Some young babychild from a prestige drama.
Elisabeth Moss
Kristine Froseth (from The Buccaneers).
Jessie Buckley. (DON'T JESSIE.)
Janelle Monae
Miss Hannigan
This is all wrong.
Michelle Dockery
Keira Knightley
Emerald Fennell.
Those giant labels -- they say, "THE IMAGINARY CONVERSATION" -- are so pretentious.
It's too much.
TOO MUCH. Put it on Kate Moss's sister. Or child.
*winces*
Someone unexpected maybe. Like... Emily Watson.
Sheila Atim
That hem is upsetting.
Maura Higgins
Jodie Turner-Smith
Yerin Ha
Laetitia Wright
An entire choir
Chappell Roan
Parker Posey
Kerry Washington
Wunmi Mosasku
Haley Lu Richardson
Gwen Christie
Imogen Poots
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Rita Ora
This was just designed by a windstorm, I just know it.