
This has a very Harried Governess vibe to it.

I could see a Brit actress -- like Gemma Arterton or something -- wearing the jumpsuit alone. Also, these hooves are a nightmare. All of them have massive platforms and are wobbly as hell.

This seriously looks like the wind blew wallpaper onto her.


Parts of this are pretty? Maybe not all together. But I could see it on a heavily styled younger actress, like Eliza Scanlen of Little Women, maybe.


I love imagining that these models have no poker face, and that they're all like, "WTF am I even wearing."































And then randomly some of the models are standing still and glaring at us, like stills from a period horror movie.


"Join us. JOIN. USSSS."
