Gabrielle Union
The commenters noted it yesterday: Gabrielle Union does not, indeed, appear to be aging; somewhere under her bed is a portrait of the Bring It On poster that is withering on her behalf. And that dress is really cool from the front -- I love it on her. However...
Gabrielle Union
... I'm sure those straps were useful for keeping the structure intact, or something, but they also complicate things enough that I really don't care for them. I just want to clip a bunch of photos to them, or maybe some wet laundry.
McKayla Maroney
McKayla, I'm not impressed.
Lake Bell
Hair: meh. Lipstick: all wrong for this. Dress: Doesn't fit great. Shoes: NO. Why is the strap across the BRIDGE of her foot? I can't. This all feels very Last Night's Party.
Katherine Webb
I don't mind the dress, but finish your outfit, girl. Those shoes don't go here.
Paula Patton
Paula Patton is clearly in tremendous shape, and yet she looks like a giant silver barrel.
Jimmy Butler (Chicago Bulls)
Spring Green was an unexpected choice. Rock on, Jimmy Butler. I am Team You.
Chandler Parsons (Houston Rockets)
However, he looks like a Sim that someone dressed up to look like a guy who owns a super shady DJing company and whom you named Kevin Federline.
Garcelle Beauvais
Her face says it all about the fit of the bodice.
Lolo Jones
My favorite thing, anecdotally, about Lolo Jones is that she randomly decided to try joining the bobsledding team because she's a sprinter and they need powerful legs to get that sled a good boost. That makes sense to me -- why NOT try your hand at other Olympic sports in the offseason, especially if you suspect you've reached your max in your first one? Unfortunately, I don't care for this dress. She looks like a Valley teen going to the prom in a dress she bought at one of those non-stores in troubled malls, called Shimmy, or Sparkle.
Lisa Leslie
She is classy as hell.
Dennis Haskins
Mr. Belding was at he ESPYs?!? I hope it turns out he's a decorated archer, or something. Otherwise I assume it's just because... he is a person who lives in Los Angeles and is capable of espying things.