King Halo and 2Chainz
I don't know why 2Chainz and his little boy were in attendance here, but I did see some of their red carpet interview and they were VERY cute together. King Halo is A NOODLE MUFFIN.
Jonathan Kuminga
He plays for the Warriors and this suit is RAD.
Patrick Mahomes, Brittany Mahomes
I like Pat Mahomes but I do NOT like these glasses, which probably cost $1000 but look like he bought them in a panic at the AMPM on the way over because it was so bright out.
Jerry Jacobs
He is a cornerback for the Detroit Lions and this is snazzy!
Paul Walter Hauser
Paul Walter Hauser. Get inside the house and put on a normal suit, RIGHT NOW.
Mike Tyson
He looks very dapper, actually, although I'm not a Tyson fan. He spent the entire red carpet lurking around behind people, which was sort of amusing. (Not intentionally, I think he was always just accidentally in the background.)
Eric Kendricks and Ally Courtnall
He's on the Vikings, she was a soccer player when they were both at UCLA, they've done a lot of work about mental health, GO BRUINS! (Also I think she looks great and he slightly looks like he's wearing a shirt made out of hotel window treatments.)
Lil Rel Howery and Verina Howery
Lil Rel Howery looks very snazzy here!
Ryan Clark
He used to play for the Steelers and now works for ESPN as an analyst and I really wish I could see the rest of this suit because this all feels dashing! Very Barbie-core.
Xavier McKinney
I wish I could also see the rest of THIS because it seems excellent. He's a DB for the Giants. I like his Cruella DeVil hair color situation.
Olivia Moultrie
Speaking of Barbie-core! This is very cute, although she must have been HOT in this get-up. She's 17 and one of the youngest pro female soccer players.
Damar Hamlin
Damar looks great. This is classic and elegant on him.
Buffalo Bills Training Staff
It's great that they were invited to this and everyone looks fantastic!
Trevor Moore and guest
Unfortunately, I do not have credits for everyone's date, this is not a snub!!! Trevor Moore plays hockey for the LA Kings and Heather definitely knows more about him than I do.
Quavo
And here is Quavo.
Kyrie Irving
Kyrie looks remarkably reasonable for a man who is sort of a (talented) crackpot. He's currently playing basketball for Dallas.
Lil Dicky
I truly thought this was Jack Harlow after a rough night but I guess Lil Dicky
Terrell Owens
TO looks good! Fun fact: He played on my boyfriend's rec league softball team in Santa Monica for a grand total of one game. He was apparently "the best player on the field." Then he got assigned to the Seahawks and never came back.
Renee Montgomery and guest
Renee Montgomery is a former pro basketball player and I believe is her wife, Sirena Grace. They both look nice!
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and McKenzie Caldwell-Pope
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope has my favorite name in sports AND he looks great here, and his wife looks fantastic. Congrats all about to the Caldwell-Popes!
Ava Brown and Max Clark
Ava Brown and Max Clark are the Gatorade High School players of the year! Max just got drafted to play baseball for the Tigers after batting .646 for his high school team, and Ava Brown is softball pitcher who finished her high school career with a record of 81-0!!!!!!!!!!! She struck out 844 batters!!!! AMAZING. She's going to play college ball in Florida. Good for these kids!
Lanny Smith and Bianca Winslow
They both look great; Lanny's suit is subtly fantastic.
Dion Dawkins, Daiyaana Muhammad
Dion's girlfriend looks like she's annoyed with him for forgetting his shirt. (He's a lineman for the Bills. He OFTEN doesn't wear a shirt.) SHE looks great though.