
I almost gave this a full Well Played, but then I got a look at the jacket, and it looks like it's been pinned together really awkwardly above the button -- specifically so she could wear it without a shirt underneath but it wouldn't flap open on her. Which... I feel you, but could no one figure out how to do that... CALMLY? It's jacking with the jacket's lines. The IDEA of the look, I really like, though. The ESPYs feel very much more like a pantsuit kind of night than a big ol' gown.

Those are some sole-cracking shoes right there. I cannot imagine the numbing agents they required.

This is for all you hair lovers out there. People were going nuts for her head the other day, and I just wanted you to have that opportunity once more.

"No c'mere, I need to know. DID 'fetch' ever happen? Because I have a bet with Brady that people quoting that part of the movie means 'fetch' DID happen and you would be the perfect deciding vote and I want to call and REALLY deflate that guy's balls."
