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# ESPY's Fug Carpet: Maria Sharapova
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-fug-carpet-maria-sharapova/
- Published: 2012-07-12T16:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-12T02:41:18.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Maria Sharapova

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/148174184.jpg)

See, this seems potentially good...

## Maria Sharapova

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/148174261.jpg)

...and then it seems like it might be a *little* sheer?

## Maria Sharapova

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/148174280.jpg)

AND THEN SHIT GOT REAL. I rarely if ever say these words, but: PLEASE LET THERE BE HOTPANTS INVOLVED HERE.

[ESPY's Fug Carpet: Maria SharapovaI was on board with this -- the color is so swell on her! -- until I actually SAW IT. Which is kind of how I felt about Magic Mike.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/148174184.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-fug-carpet-maria-sharapova-07-2012/)