Maria Sharapova

See, this seems potentially good...

Maria Sharapova

...and then it seems like it might be a little sheer?

Maria Sharapova

AND THEN SHIT GOT REAL. I rarely if ever say these words, but: PLEASE LET THERE BE HOTPANTS INVOLVED HERE.

ESPY's Fug Carpet: Maria Sharapova

I was on board with this -- the color is so swell on her! -- until I actually SAW IT. Which is kind of how I felt about Magic Mike.