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# ESPYs Fug Carpet: Marisa Miller
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-fug-carpet-marisa-miller-07-2013/
- Published: 2013-07-18T16:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2013-07-18T01:38:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, ESPYs, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

This dress itself is old news -- Katy Perry and Rihanna both wore versions in other colors, and to be blunt, it was dumb then, too.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173772369.xml "Marisa Miller")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=856011&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I mean, it's the wearable equivalent of getting changed behind open Venetian blinds. If she had a dude with binoculars next to her -- preferably Crispin Glover, obviously -- they could be in costume as "Peeping Tom."

But the real point of amusement here, for me, the pairing of Smurfette's disastrous appointment at the spray-blue salon with staid beige pumps. As if she studied herself in the mirror and then said to her shiny boobs and winking navel, "Nah, I wouldn't want to be too sexy here."

\[Photo: Getty\]