ESPYs Fug: Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn

The thing is, Breakup Leg works a lot better on your ex when the rest of you isn't wrapped in a burst parade balloon.

Richard Sherman, Lindsey Vonn

"You had best not be looking where I think you're looking, America."

Richard Sherman, Lindsey Vonn

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU. Keep your eyes on the Seahawk and not on the stadium. Don't waste all my dapper."

Lindsey Vonn

I thin this is what we call Warm-Up Thigh. It's the Breakup Leg Preliminaries and she's going to squeak into the finals. But hey, at least it's a fabric that looks like it might once have occurred in nature.