ESPYs Fug or Fab: Maria Sharapova

Kevin Bacon and Maria Sharapova

I feel like the Baconator is like, "dudes, for an actor, I'm not really THAT short. She's just a tall drink of water!"

Maria Sharapova

This looks like it's been splashed with paint and I don't know how I feel about the black hem AND YET I still kind of dig it. It's sort of like....have you ever had the experience of purchasing a never-before-tried snack, and thinking it's gross at the first taste, but ALSO finding yourself unable to stop trying it? And then eventually you think it's compelling? That's how I feel about this dress.

Maria Sharapova

To the point that, now, I'm totally buying what it's selling. Go figure.