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# ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-fugs-and-fabs-the-dudes-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-17T16:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-17T22:21:33.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fugs and Fabs, Man Fugs, Photos, athletes, ESPYs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

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I have decided not to include Drake in this slideshow because the telecast ITSELF spent what felt like 45 percent of its airtime on his comedy bits, and all of them were 75 percent too long, and that math equals NO SOUP FOR YOU, Drake. Instead, let's all discuss why Jesse Williams dresses his delicious hotness in catastrophic hellpants.

\[Photos: Getty\]