> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-fugs-and-fabs-the-ladies/ - Published: 2014-07-17T17:00:22.000Z - Updated: 2014-07-17T22:37:32.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39 ## Jessica Alba in Elie Saab ![Jessica Alba in Elie Saab, ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jessica-alba-russell-wilson-espys-452246734.xml) [This is a much better picture](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actress-jessica-alba-attends-the-2014-espy-awards-at-nokia-news-photo/452246758?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It's vintage, apparently, and I think she looks swell in it. ## Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cameron-diaz-jason-segel-espys-452245870.xml) Cammy is in Reed Krakoff, and the shoes are Prada, and together I think they're great on her -- sultry, and dressy enough, but still her chill surfer-girl vibe. ## Chrissy Teigen ![Chrissy Teigen at ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/chrissy-teigen-espys-452243352_10.xml) I just think she is way more interesting than a boring beige jumpsuit that needed hemming (perhaps once she walked past Jesse Williams's pants it shrank up in fear and landed at the right length?). It's not HIDEOUS on her anywhere else, but it's just a snore, almost like she was like, "Eh, whatever, all they'll want are the boobs so let's just wrap 'em up in this for a few hours and move on." ## Robin Roberts ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/robin-roberts-espys-452243682_10.xml) I don't love this on her, either -- wish it had just been a gown -- but at least it's a LITTLE more sassy. ## Nastia Liukin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nastia-liukin-espys-452245436_10.xml) Cute skirt, I guess, but I just can't with the tops that look backward. That thing is going to garrotte her. ## Maria Sharapova ![Maria Sharapova at ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/maria-sharapova-espys-452242732_10.xml) This looked worse on TV. I STILL don't really like it. It's just... a breastplate, a cheerleading skirt, and cobwebs. ## Lolo Jones ![Lolo Jones at the ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lolo-jones-espys-452238064_10.xml) Too much midriff, Lolo (even though it's GOOD midriff), but I love that you wore a necklace. AND a bracelet. You do not need accessories. ## Lisa Leslie ![Lisa Leslie at the ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lisa-leslie-espys-452240838_10.xml) She's so cool. ## Laila Ali ![Laila Ali](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/laila-ali-espys-leila-452239934_10.xml) How can a super-fit boxer find something SO RELENTLESSLY BAD on her? ## Keri HIlson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/keri-hilson-espys-452245420_10.xml) Wait. Okay. Is that... a lacy skirt, or are they lacy SHORTS? Is this merely hideous, or apocalyptic? ## Julia Mancuso ![Julia Mancuso at the ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/julia-mancuso-espys-452242652_10.xml) Unflattering, and also, that blue dye makes her hair look SO FRIED. What works for Katy Perry does not often work for others. ## Jordana Brewster ![Jordana Brewster](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jordana-brewster-espys-452244316_10.xml) Why is the TOP of this like my mop bucket, if the bottom gets to have fun? ## Jessica Szohr ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jessica-szohr-espys-452244798_10.xml) She actually looks cute, but I'm concerned someone mispronounced "ESPY" over the phone to her and she thought it was a kids' movie premiere for something called *The E-Spies*. It just seems very What To Wear To A Daytime Premiere Where Children Are Present. ## Erin Andrews ![Erin Andrews at the ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/erin-andrews-espys-452243356_10.xml) Bland and horrible and like she bought it off the rack at David's Bridal and figured the fit was close enough. But mostly, I just want to retell my favorite Erin Andrews story, which is that I interviewed her once and she gave me the BEST quote: "I'm really good at being self-deprecating." Just let that one wash over you for a sec. ## Danica Patrick ![Danica Patrick at the ESPYs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/danica-patrick-espys-452243620_10.xml) I feel like this is what Danica Patrick ALWAYS looks like. ## Amy Purdy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/amy-purdy-espys-452244274_10.xml) She is a snowboard cross Paralympian who also did "Dancing With The Stars," I guess (the season Meryl Davis won, which I think is so wrong, because she is a professional ICE DANCER and although that's not the same thing exactly I personally believe it's way too close to be fair)(but i also don't watch the show so maybe they explained that away)(but I am DOUBTFUL). Anyway, I love her dress, and I LOVE that she is wearing NON-BEIGE SHOES WAY TO GO. ## Ali Fedotowsky ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ali-fedotowsky-espys-452238148_10.xml) Somehow this is just a LITTLE too Von Trapp. ## Hannah Cornett ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/452245212_10.xml) I guess if you're a surfer, you're used to... things that might as well be bathing suits? But this looks like she made it out of half of an Infinite Dress. ## Hannah Rogers ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/452242532_10.xml) She is a college softball player at Florida, which -- along with ND -- won for its overall excellence in sports (we won for the dudes, NO THANKS TO FOOTBALL). And if this looks naked and insubstantial and as if it might drop of her shoulders at any moment, then that's because IT WAS. It looked even nakeder and less substantial and more like a flight risk on TV. Napkins have more conviction. ## Sydney Leroux ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sydney-leroux-espys-452244888_10.xml) No no, the Swimsuit Issue is Sports Illustrated, not ESPN. [ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The LadiesI didn't realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which... oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in fact played this ensemble well. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jessica-alba-russell-wilson-espys-452246734.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-fugs-and-fabs-the-ladies-07-2014/)