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# ESPYs Fug Carpet: Halle Berry
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/espys-halle-berry-07-2015/
- Published: 2015-07-16T19:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2015-07-16T06:30:59.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, ESPYs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Halle Berry looks so PERPLEXED here:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-480863214.jpg "The 2015 ESPYS - Arrivals")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/espys-halle-berry-07-2015/the-2015-espys-arrivals-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"Where am I? The ESPYs? Why? OH, because *Extant* is on ABC, just like...it's NOT? Are you sure? No, no, I believe you. I actually keep forgetting they even renewed that thing. Then I'm here because... I'm Halle Berry and people enjoy hearing me talk and seeing my face, and also I can be relied upon to deliver an award with competence? Sure, that works for me. I'll just rustle up a little sheer/leather/striped/drop-waisted/possibly moderately embroidered number with sleeves that recall the power and glory of a bat sleeping upside down on my arms and then I'll be right over! Thanks for having me!"

\[Photo: Getty\]