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Zendaya in Nina Ricci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10268330cy) Zendaya 'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

I am curious to know if Law and Z came up with a meaning and a strategy to this. Is she... dressed as a symbolic cloud nine? Or is this just an unrelated hallucination of a throw pillow in a bridal suite? It's strange to say that something with such explosive edges is bland, but she's worn so much more compelling stuff and this somehow lacks her usual energy even when the ruffles are standing at attention.

'Euphoria' TVShow Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10268330ft) Zendaya, Jeremy O. Harris 'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

Sometimes they did not. (I almost like it better, but Law must not have, because he is visible in some pics fluffing them back up.)

Sydney Sweeney

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334aa) Sydney Sweeney ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

This looks like if Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink got hold of a sewing machine and someone's Jessica McClintock graduation gown.

Storm Reid

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334k) Storm Reid ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

This ALSO reminds me of the terrors of the Pretty in Pink finale. One byproduct of the 80s resurgence is all the dropped waists, and the two bodices in one here is NOT helping this feel any less overworked.

Rowan Blanchard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334bj) Rowan Blanchard ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

I don't think that shirt particularly goes with the skirt, but more importantly, I am confused as to why her boobs could POSSIBLY need two large cargo pockets.

Maude Apatow

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10268330eq) Maude Apatow 'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

She is starting to look a bit like Karen Gillan to me, I realized. Which is neither here nor there as the outfit goes; to me that seems a little on the stuffy side of vintage for her. Go shopping in your mom's closet, Maude! Leslie Mann has GREAT stuff in there.

Ross Butler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10268330di) Ross Butler 'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

He looks like if you put Ike Barinholtz and Vincent "Josh Chan" Rodriguez III in a genetic blender.

Drake

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (10268330al) Drake 'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

I cannot see Drake without laughing at him. I'm sorry. But it's true. I also can't tell if that's INTENTIONAL on his part. Is he... aiming for suave here, or is he deliberately trying to come off like he's on a soap opera and they're filming the act-out?

Barbie Ferreira

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334ao) Barbie Ferreira ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

I love her earrings. And I wish someone had finished making her dress.

Jacob Elordi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334by) Jacob Elordi ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

Jacob was in The Kissing Booth, and also apparently is in Euphoria. I... hope for his sake that this is better than The Kissing Booth. I HAD SO MANY NOTES ON THE KISSING BOOTH.

Kendrick Sampson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334cc) Kendrick Sampson ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

Blue and black combos are all OVER right now. I maintain that this would be better with a white shirt.

Hayley Law

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334cg) Hayley Law ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

She was once on Riverdale, and that's apt, because I am as confused by the disparate parts of this outfit as I am by that show's approach to plot, and character, and words, and things.

Jennifer Morrison

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334r) Jennifer Morrison ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

Get ready, y'all. But... I think this would be better as a jumpsuit. MILES better.

Nika King

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/Shutterstock (10268334f) Nika King ]'Euphoria' TV Show Premiere, Arrivals, Pacific Cinerama Dome, Los Angeles, USA - 04 Jun 2019

She is STUNNING. And this is somehow both a romper AND a jumpsuit and I wish it were neither. The universe NEVER checks with me first.

Zendaya is Coming to HBO
The buzz on Euphoria, the gritty new series about teen addiction, is that Zendaya is great on it.

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