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# Eva Fuggoria
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/eva-fuggoria-4-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-22T21:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2014-07-22T06:00:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, metallics, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

This event was in the name of HER foundation, partially...

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... so someone should've found her a dress that didn't look like a chocolate wrapper flattened by a child's motorized 4x4\. Or at LEAST teach the child to run over it in a way that gives it a flattering shape. MY GOD, WOMAN. Don't you KNOW who you ARE?

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